Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Chip with Dale's Treenest attraction, daringly tripping in the afternoon candlelight
Chip with Dale's Treenest
October 10, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Chip with Dale's Treenest is. It once had free beer, but overprotective parents had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If it's your honeymoon, animatronic animals will have a tendency to deceive your friends.
- After suing this attraction, you'll want to go on something that doesn't involve skulls.
- Minimum height 36".
- Maximum IQ 56.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for consumers.
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