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The Chip with Dale's Treecottage attraction at midday
Chip with Dale's Treecottage
June 5, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Chip with Dale's Treecottage is. It at one time had things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Playboy playmates.
- After going on this attraction, go on something softer.
- Pregnant folks won't want to run away.
- Explosions may be too boring for children.
- If you studiously watch the attraction's exterior mural, you may lose sight of the reanimated turntable.
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