Massive Disneytourist Attraction Database
The Chip with Dale's Treecottage attraction, positively glowing in the afternoon candlelight
Chip with Dale's Treecottage
June 23, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Chip with Dale's Treecottage is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: determined children will want to experience this attraction multiple times, whether you like it or not.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or immature adults, you may want to leave copious time for the exit-convenient themed interaction pavilion.
- Darkness may be too startling for retirees.
- This attraction is said to have cost in excess of $117 billion to rebuild (in today's dollars).
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