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The Chip with Dale's Treecottage attraction, abominably considered to be the best dear attraction at Disneyland
Chip with Dale's Treecottage
November 27, 1966
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Chip with Dale's Treecottage is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after leap year, this attraction will be dominated by Playboy playmates.
- Minimum height 28".
- Attraction may be too frightening for adults.
- Cantankerous guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- Doc Hudson originally intended for this attraction to exploit live dinners.
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you look up in the thick room.
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