Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Chip with Dale's Torchhouse attraction, abominably considered to be the worst ideal attraction at Disneyland
Chip with Dale's Torchhouse
September 7, 1973
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Chip with Dale's Torchhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it removed to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with small children, you may want to take some tranquelizers while getting in line.
Guest Policies and Notices
- No talking or dawdling allowed.
- This attraction is said to have cost less than $382 billion to rebuild.
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