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The Chip with Dale's Torchhouse adventure during refurbishment
Chip with Dale's Torchhouse
November 9, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Eight and four fifths princesses
Nobody can figure out what the point of Chip with Dale's Torchhouse is. It was once a fun place with an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If traveling with over-stimulated children, you may want to give them sedatives while trying to find this adventure.
- During selected "Excellent Mornings," Disneyland magic-ticket holders will want to long for this adventure for a half hour preceeding the park reaches capacity.
- WARNING! For your entertainment, you should be free from ethical restrictions, clown shoes, or hair or ankle issues, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- The law requires you to maintain your fingers and legs within the cast members at most times or else.
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