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The Chip with Dale's Torchhouse attraction as seen from the top of a territory
Chip with Dale's Torchhouse
April 19, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the point of Chip with Dale's Torchhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but Disney lawyers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with a tour group, don't stand next to someone you barely tolerate, because this attraction will definitely make it magically awkward.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something more demanding.
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- The letters in "Chip with Dale's Torchhouse" can be scrambled to spell "Hhpiucr Ts Wlhsdct Oohe'iae."
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