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The Chip with Dale's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

The Chip with Dale's Smokehouse attraction at dusk

Chip with Dale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: February 1, 2005
Duration: 117 seconds
Avg. queue length: 20 minutes (or 27 minutes in metric)

Description

Nobody can figure out what the goal of Chip with Dale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.

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