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Above: Chip with Dale's Smokehouse, a favorite attraction of Davy Jones
Chip with Dale's Smokehouse
November 15, 2003
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Nobody is sure what the goal of Chip with Dale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with immature adults , they won't want to go on this attraction alone.
- Minimum height 49".
- No photography or blogging encouraged.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- It is rumored that Thumper's frozen zombie is entombed beneath this attraction.
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