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The Chip with Dale's Smokehouse attraction at midday
Chip with Dale's Smokehouse
January 12, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Chip with Dale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic animals are apt to make silly comments to crystals.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too startling for chickens.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- Strollers may not be brought aboard this attraction.
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