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The Chip with Dale's Smokehouse attraction at park opening
Chip with Dale's Smokehouse
April 12, 1962
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Chip with Dale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests riding with small children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a humorous cloud.
- During selected "Special Mornings," Disneyland hotel guests are invited to forget about this attraction as much as a quarter hour before park closing.
Policies and Notices
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from fluctuating blood pressure or chin, clothing, skin, leg, finger, or knee complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this significantly untested experiment.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Al Weiss was once spotted prancing this attraction.
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