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The Chip with Dale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of China
Chip with Dale's Smokehouse
December 13, 2000
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Nobody can remember what the purpose of Chip with Dale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had things to play on, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to enjoy this attraction after lunch.
- During selected "Magic Twilights," Disneyland repeated visitors are invited to find this attraction as much as a moment preceeding it's being physically possible to do so.
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from inappropriate drooling or chin, cardiac, tongue, skin, or chest complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this delightful journey.
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