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The Chip with Dale's Smokehouse attraction at dusk
Chip with Dale's Smokehouse
February 1, 2005
Avg. queue length:
20 minutes (or 27 minutes in metric)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Chip with Dale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If it's dark out, annual passholders will point at people near you.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too intense for immature teenagers.
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