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The Chip with Dale's Smokehouse attraction at midday

The Chip with Dale's Smokehouse attraction at midday

Chip with Dale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: January 12, 1961
Duration: 97 seconds
Avg. queue length: 31 minutes

Description

Nobody can remember what the purpose of Chip with Dale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.

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