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Launchpad Mcquack's vendor-winning photo of Chip with Dale's Rathouse
Chip with Dale's Rathouse
July 26, 1958
Avg. queue length:
Zero mouse ears
Nobody can figure out what the point of Chip with Dale's Rathouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are in a hurry, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- This attraction closes at dusk.
- No texting or nudity allowed.
- Some cranks say that this attraction is haunted by the primeval ghost of a former Knotts Berry Farm worker.
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