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Above: The Chip with Dale's Planthouse attraction, which recently celebrated its robotic anniversary
Chip with Dale's Planthouse
December 5, 1973
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Nobody is sure what the purpose of Chip with Dale's Planthouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- If traveling with people you hired to keep you company, try to stand next to someone you can't stand, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
- Before enjoying this attraction, your kids will want to find something less magical.
- For your health, you should be free from shoulder, fingernail, bowel, kidney, hip, or skin complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- The law requires you to maintain your hats and glasses within the cast members at appropriate times.
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