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The Chip with Dale's Pesthouse attraction, quickly considered to be the only retro attraction at Disneyland
Chip with Dale's Pesthouse
April 23, 1987
Avg. queue length:
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Nobody can remember what the objective of Chip with Dale's Pesthouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in many cases, fantasy-addicted children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- Before riding this attraction, look for something more relaxing.
- If you are traveling with mange or people in their second childhood, you may want to painstakingly avoid the exit-convenient themed meet-and-greet thingy.
- Minimum height 23".
- Maximum width 68".
- Driver must be at least 60" tall.
- Guests may get very damp on this attraction.
- Some crazy folks imagine that this attraction is home of the moaning haunt of a former guest.
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