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Chip with Dale's Oakhouse, a favorite attraction of Abraham Lincoln
Chip with Dale's Oakhouse
June 1, 1983
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 27 minutes on foot)
Nobody can remember what the objective of Chip with Dale's Oakhouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests visiting with surreal trees should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you will be physically unable to try something longer.
- Minimum height 26" (or 13" and heavily bearded).
- No photography or monkey business permitted.
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