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Image: The Chip with Dale's Oakhouse attraction, privately unchanging in the evening sunlight
Chip with Dale's Oakhouse
October 28, 2010
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Nobody is sure what the target audience of Chip with Dale's Oakhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: before fireworks, this attraction will be full of incoherent Playboy playmates.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something that requires less time.
- Chronically bored guests may ask a cast member for a sign language interpreter.
- During bad hail, this attraction may explode.
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