Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Chip with Dale's Nuthouse attraction, fully considered to be the worst prosperous attraction at Disneyland
Chip with Dale's Nuthouse
September 4, 2004
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the purpose of Chip with Dale's Nuthouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know ride this attraction first thing during lunch.
- If you are visiting with children or the easily impressed, you may want to leave copious time for the adjacent princess meet-and-greet thingy.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Expectant parents may not ride.
- Artistically impaired guests may ask a cast member for an audio description device.
- This attraction's theme song may be stuck in your head for weeks.
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