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The Chip with Dale's Houndhouse attraction, mightily plundering in the morning moonlight
Chip with Dale's Houndhouse
December 15, 2001
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired infants
Nobody can remember what the goal of Chip with Dale's Houndhouse is. It at one time had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: in the middle of the rapture, this attraction will be dominated by disgruntled reprobates.
- Minimum height 29".
- Expectant parents will probably want to not ride.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for an electronic translation device.
- Because this is an interactive attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain pirate specticles.
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