Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip with Dale's Helicopterhouse attraction at midday
Chip with Dale's Helicopterhouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 6, 1978
Duration: 15 seconds
Avg. queue length: 30 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Popular with: Time-wasting grandparents
Description
Nobody really knows what the objective of Chip with Dale's Helicopterhouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be full of supervillains.
- Instead of waiting for this attraction, you might find it pleasant to find something that doesn't involve grizzlies.
Policies and Notices
- ALERT! For your health, you should be in good health and free from nasal, wrist, spinal, intestinal, heart, or bowel problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains trademarked effects.
- Guests may get disenfranchised on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs may prefer to enjoy the Chip with Dale's Helicopterhouse "alternative" experience.
- Attraction is closed for improvements from tomorrow to October 20.
Trivia
- Attorneys maintain a online log in which is written the descriptions of all the characters who have worked on this attraction.
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