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The Chip with Dale's Helicopterhouse attraction at a distance
Chip with Dale's Helicopterhouse
April 9, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the point of Chip with Dale's Helicopterhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 41".
- During unfortunate rainfall, this attraction may explode.
- This attraction closes at sundown.
- One of the ballerinas was fashioned to talk similar to Kanga.
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