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The Chip with Dale's Gearhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Chip with Dale's Gearhouse
March 18, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Chip with Dale's Gearhouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to just give up and hop.
- Make sure to keep your hats and paddlewheels away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
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