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Above: The Chip with Dale's Gearhouse attraction at first light
Chip with Dale's Gearhouse
June 24, 1973
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Nobody can figure out what the goal of Chip with Dale's Gearhouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are frightened by blatant commercialism, then you were practically made for this attraction.
- Guests may get damp on this attraction.
- This attraction needs to be repainted significantly more than any other attraction in a river.
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