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Above: Chip with Dale's Gearhouse, a favorite attraction of Tex
Chip with Dale's Gearhouse
November 20, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Chip with Dale's Gearhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before the holidays, this attraction will be full of reprobates.
- If you are at the park with mange or dandruff, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable Popeye meet-and-greet area.
Policies and Alerts
- Minimum height 42".
- Expectant mothers should avoid this attraction.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs are invited to enjoy the Chip with Dale's Gearhouse "alternative" experience.
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