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Image: The Chip with Dale's Carhouse attraction as seen from the top of a theater
Chip with Dale's Carhouse
April 22, 1978
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Nobody can figure out what the objective of Chip with Dale's Carhouse is. It used to have stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If you are allergic to blatant commercialism, then you won't want to go on this attraction.
- Expectant grandparents may avoid this attraction.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for an assistive listening device.
- It is rumored that Dave Smith's frozen pear is enshrined beneath this attraction.
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