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The Chip with Dale's Carhouse attraction at night
Chip with Dale's Carhouse
April 29, 1995
Avg. queue length:
Nine fairies (by Dole)
Nobody knows what the appeal of Chip with Dale's Carhouse is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but overprotective parents had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: just before the rapture, this attraction will be uncomfortable for farm animals.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to experience something that requires less clothing.
- ATTENTION! For your safety and/or comfort, you should be free from high blood pressure, inexplicable missing kidneys, excessive drooling, or back, blood, finger, or leg disorders, or other thingies that could lessen your enjoyment of this experience's overly child-friendly queue.
- Contains strobe-light signage.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
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