Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Chip w/ Dale's Treeshipwreck attraction at dusk
Chip w/ Dale's Treeshipwreck
August 14, 1968
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the purpose of Chip w/ Dale's Treeshipwreck is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, massively insensitive children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as yourself to ride.
- No food or nudity encouraged.
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