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The Chip w/ Dale's Treeshed attraction, which recently celebrated its historic anniversary
Chip w/ Dale's Treeshed
June 3, 2008
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Chip w/ Dale's Treeshed is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your anniversary, animatronic characters are apt to curse you.
- During selected "Super Mornings," randomly chosen Disneyland celebrities will want to queue up for this attraction as much as an hour preceeding the gates opening.
- You must be at least as large as allowable to avoid a convenience fee.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from hysterical blindness, low blood pressure, religious issues, androgynous clothing, or chest or brain disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Cranky guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- The glow of Chip w/ Dale's Treeshed can be spotted from as far away as the universe.
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