Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Picture: The Chip w/ Dale's Treemusketeer attraction as seen from the top of Tokyo
Chip w/ Dale's Treemusketeer
June 26, 1985
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Chip w/ Dale's Treemusketeer is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: unusually Disney-addicted children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
- Instead of experiencing this attraction, go on something that requires less clothing.
Policies and Warnings
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
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