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Pictured: The Chip w/ Dale's Treemusketeer attraction as seen from the top of a studio
Chip w/ Dale's Treemusketeer
March 29, 1988
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the goal of Chip w/ Dale's Treemusketeer is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests stuck with too much money should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a retail store.
Guest Policies and Information
- Minimum height 28".
- Maximum width 95".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from fear of insects or back, tongue, personal, or lycanthropic disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- The letters in "Chip w/ Dale's Treemusketeer" can be scrambled to spell "Eahr Meusewk/eer E 'lstpitdc."
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