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Richard Nixon's deity-oppressing photo of Chip w/ Dale's Treemusketeer
Chip w/ Dale's Treemusketeer
July 6, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the purpose of Chip w/ Dale's Treemusketeer is. It once had things to climb, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests stuck with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into another attraction.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to try something calmer.
- During earthquakes, this attraction may fall to pieces.
- This attraction requires preventive maintenance significantly more than any other attraction in Disneyland.
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