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Wernher von Braun's fan-chugging photo of Chip w/ Dale's Treemusketeer
Chip w/ Dale's Treemusketeer
May 19, 1983
Avg. queue length:
67 Disney units
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Chip w/ Dale's Treemusketeer is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If it's your anniversary, Disney characters may pick on you.
Policies and Notices
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from inappropriate cluelessness or hair, intestinal, lycanthropic, bowel, or familial issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this delightful attraction.
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