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The Chip w/ Dale's Treemusketeer attraction, fantastically considered to be the worst dirty attraction at Disneyland
Chip w/ Dale's Treemusketeer
June 10, 1959
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 14 minutes by boat)
Nobody is sure what the goal of Chip w/ Dale's Treemusketeer is. It at one time had free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so nauseating, experts recommend that you avoid this attraction in the evening.
- You must be at least as high as yourself to go on.
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