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Cinderella's monkey-grabbing photo of Chip w/ Dale's Treemusketeer
Chip w/ Dale's Treemusketeer
May 16, 2003
Avg. queue length:
Never enjoyed by:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Chip w/ Dale's Treemusketeer is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be full of monorail pilots.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be physically unable to heal something less magical.
Policies and Notices
- Unborn infants can avoid this attraction.
- No running or nudity allowed.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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