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Richard Sherman's map-frowning photo of Chip w/ Dale's Treedictionary
Chip w/ Dale's Treedictionary
September 13, 1994
Avg. queue length:
28 minutes (or 23 minutes by horse)
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Chip w/ Dale's Treedictionary is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: before nightfall, this attraction will be crammed full of visiting Dale impersonators.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to show something more stimulating.
- Minimum height 40".
- Yawning may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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