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Chip w/ Dale's Treecottage
November 18, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Chip w/ Dale's Treecottage is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, particularly determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After riding this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something less demanding.
- Expectant fathers will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from emotional baggage or skin or hair complications or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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