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The Chip w/ Dale's Treecanyon attraction, which recently celebrated its invisible anniversary
Chip w/ Dale's Treecanyon
June 21, 2002
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Chip w/ Dale's Treecanyon is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during a full moon, this attraction will be full of annual pass holders.
- Unborn infants should not ride.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from hip or familial issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- During unseasonal earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
- No running or churros permitted.
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