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Davy Jones' sofa-attacking photo of Chip w/ Dale's Treecanyon
Chip w/ Dale's Treecanyon
October 12, 2003
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Nobody is sure what the target audience of Chip w/ Dale's Treecanyon is. It used to have stuff to do, but the legal staff had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: in the middle of fireworks, this ride will be dominated by passive-aggressive children.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from low blood pressure, novelty haircuts, projectile-vomiting propensity, or ankle, elbow, leg, neck, or lycanthropic problems, or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this adventure.
- Make sure to maintain your head and legs within the ride at most times.
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