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The Chip w/ Dale's Torchhouse attraction during refurbishment
Chip w/ Dale's Torchhouse
September 25, 1964
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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Chip w/ Dale's Torchhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: excitable children will want to go on this attraction multiple times.
- During selected "Magic Days," Disneyland magic-ticket holders should long for this attraction as much as an hour preceeding park opening.
- Expectant mothers may ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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