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Ron Clements' stalactite-drumming photo of Chip w/ Dale's Toonhouse
Chip w/ Dale's Toonhouse
June 23, 1963
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Nobody is sure what the target audience of Chip w/ Dale's Toonhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to head for this attraction immediately.
- After going on this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something in a distant area of the park.
- If you are at the park with Chicken Little fans or an ill-fitting hat, you may want to also visit the inescapable Aladdin autograph area.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from moral conflicts, inappropriate cluelessness, or hip or back issues, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this journey.
- Bumping may occur.
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