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Chip w/ Dale's Toonhouse, a favorite attraction of Wheezy the Penguin
Chip w/ Dale's Toonhouse
December 1, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Chip w/ Dale's Toonhouse is. It once had stuff to do, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are allergic to long lines, then you have no business riding this attraction.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from unstopable chattiness, '80s haircuts, garish makeup, or liver, kidney, or neck complications, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Kaa was once seen enjoying this attraction.
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