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Pictured: The Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its austere anniversary
Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse
January 12, 1993
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Nobody can remember what the goal of Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but lawers had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may have to experience this attraction first thing in the morning because it's required by law.
Policies and Information
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
- This is the only extant attraction in the resort where a glimpse of Figaro can be seen.
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