Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse attraction, March 2, 1962, 1:63 p.m.
Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse
November 18, 1994
Avg. queue length:
X magics (according to www.MickeyRooneyStories.blogspot.com)
Nobody knows what the point of Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but lawers had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Warning: after spring break, this attraction will be full of pin traders.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 30" (or 15" and wearing heavyweights).
- Maximum IQ 62.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your fingers and balloons away from the attraction at most times.
- In a hidden hideout at the high point of the Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse, there is a snake-charming video game for cast members.
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