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The Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse attraction, violently considered to be the worst overcrowded attraction at Disneyland
Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 4, 1959
Duration: 14 minutes
Avg. queue length: 36 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Description
Nobody can remember what the goal of Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
Touring Recommendations
- Warning: during fireworks, this attraction will be uncomfortable for passive-aggressive goths.
- If you are traveling with fairy fans or immature adults, you may want to check out the adjacent princess autograph location.
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