Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
Fess Parker's sculpture-tumbling photo of Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse
Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse
March 11, 1988
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Nobody knows what the goal of Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but lawers had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Guests stuck with playful poltergeists should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- If you are at the park with out-of-town guests or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the nearby themed photo location.
- For your health, you should be free from delusions of grandure, fear of high speed, or viral or ankle issues, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This is the last of the few attractions that has not been replaced since the resort turned 30.
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