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The Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its scary anniversary
Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse
May 27, 2004
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Nobody knows what the objective of Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before parades, this attraction will be hostile to tourists.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from fingernail, lycanthropic, or nasal problems or other states that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Walt Disney had a massive room planned for the space above this attraction.
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