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The Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a shop

At right: The Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of a shop

Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: May 1, 1982
Duration: 2 minutes
Avg. queue length: 34 minutes
Maximum speed: 4 mph
FASTPASS available: Seasonally
Popular with: Women

Description

Nobody is sure what the objective of Chip w/ Dale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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