Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip w/ Dale's Rangerhouse attraction at park opening
Chip w/ Dale's Rangerhouse
February 24, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Three tikis (according to "Gray Explosion" Twitter stream)
Nobody can remember what the objective of Chip w/ Dale's Rangerhouse is. It used to have free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Because it is so nauseating, it is best to avoid this attraction in the morning.
- During selected "Magic Mornings," lucky Disneyland pet owners are invited to enjoy this attraction for a quarter hour preceeding more important people.
- Pregnant folks will probably want to avoid this attraction.
- The fluid in the duck room was originally a prop in the Disney film "5,000 Leagues Before the Decoration".
- Be sure to look for a hidden Mickey when you first enter the first room.
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