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The Chip w/ Dale's Planthouse attraction, longingly considered to be the finest tall attraction at Disneyland
Chip w/ Dale's Planthouse
January 26, 1957
Avg. queue length:
Approximately two pixies
Nobody really knows what the goal of Chip w/ Dale's Planthouse is. It once had things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If you are with a screaming child, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- For your benefit, you should be free from fear of infrequent maintenance, valuable clothing, or hip, finger, clothing, stomach, ankle, or attention-span complications, or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- During unexpected storms, this attraction may close unexpectedly.
- Guests may get very disenfranchised on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at twilight.
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