Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Chip w/ Dale's Partnerhouse attraction as seen from the top of the woods
Chip w/ Dale's Partnerhouse
November 6, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Chip w/ Dale's Partnerhouse is. It used to have interesting activities, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, animatronic characters will have a tendency to joke with your friends.
- For your safety and/or comfort, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts, blinding shoes, or heart, attention-span, or social disorders, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling experience.
- Attraction is closed for scheduled repairs from yesterday until perhaps October 13.
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