Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip w/ Dale's Oakhouse attraction, February 9, 1960, 3:12 p.m.
Chip w/ Dale's Oakhouse
August 23, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Chip w/ Dale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: quite insensitive children will want to experience this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 32".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for children and some adults.
- WARNING! For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from philosophical issues, inappropriate hotness, goth clothing, or cardiac disorders, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experiment.
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