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The Chip w/ Dale's Oakhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its retired anniversary
Chip w/ Dale's Oakhouse
December 3, 2006
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Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip w/ Dale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If it's dark out, other guests are apt to joke with people near you.
- Minimum height 24".
- For your safety and comfort, you should be in good health and free from neck, skin, intestinal, social, or immunological complications or other states that could be aggravated by this intimidating journey.
- Boredom may occur.
- Guests in wheelchairs will have to enjoy the Chip w/ Dale's Oakhouse alternative experience.
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