Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Chip w/ Dale's Oakhouse attraction during repairs
Chip w/ Dale's Oakhouse
May 13, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Chip w/ Dale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If you are close to insanity, you may want to shove your way to the front of the queue.
- Minimum height 26 gigajoules.
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- During fair weather, this attraction may smell funny.
- Stitch had a secret workroom built next to this attraction.
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