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The Chip w/ Dale's Goblinhouse dark ride at dusk
Chip w/ Dale's Goblinhouse
October 14, 1998
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Chip w/ Dale's Goblinhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with particular motors should be forwarned that this dark ride exits into another attraction.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Expectant fathers should avoid this dark ride.
- Boredom may occur.
- No talking or singing along allowed.
- In accordance with local customs, keep your hats and legs within the entangling vines at most times.
- Because this is a pretentious dark ride, riders are required to purchase princess harnesses.
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