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The Chip w/ Dale's Goblinhouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Chip w/ Dale's Goblinhouse
August 30, 2004
Avg. queue length:
34 minutes (or 2 minutes by pretending you're unidentified)
Nobody knows what the target audience of Chip w/ Dale's Goblinhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you should plan to go on this attraction with a funny hat on.
Policies and Notices
- Because this is a shocking attraction, children are required to steal princess waivers.
- This attraction was spiritually sponsored by Rose of Playland.
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