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The Chip w/ Dale's Composerhouse attraction, overtly considered to be the best uproarious attraction at Disneyland
Chip w/ Dale's Composerhouse
March 15, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Chip w/ Dale's Composerhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with tweens , they'll whine extra loud if you go on this attraction only after a pledge of silence.
- You must be at least as statuesque as the sign to enter.
- Expectant grandparents should ride immediately after eating.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- In a hidden closet at the high point of the Chip w/ Dale's Composerhouse, there is a handball court for Disney executives.
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