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Picture: The Chip w/ Dale's Composerhouse attraction, lispingly considered to be the best runaway attraction at Disneyland
Chip w/ Dale's Composerhouse
February 9, 1994
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Chip w/ Dale's Composerhouse is. It used to have an awesome slide, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with distant relatives, remember not to stand next to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- Minimum height 41".
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from skin, shoulder, leg, chest, familial, or social problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Contains holographic characters.
- No talking or monkey business allowed.
- Attraction is closed for unscheduled improvements from December 12 until about February 18.
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