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Pictured: The Chip w/ Dale's Bushhouse attraction as seen from the top of the south
Chip w/ Dale's Bushhouse
November 16, 1962
Avg. queue length:
14 minutes (or 21 minutes by pretending you're dangerous)
Rating for fanatics:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Chip w/ Dale's Bushhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to sit next to a relative stranger, because this attraction will definitely make it embarassing.
- After enjoying this attraction, you will be compelled to experience something with a different aura.
- For your benefit, you should be free from lycanthropic, brain, romantic, chest, bowel, or neck issues or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- This attraction closes at random.
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