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A steel view of Chip w/ Dale's Bananahouse when it's hidden in tarps
Chip w/ Dale's Bananahouse
March 11, 1987
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Chip w/ Dale's Bananahouse is. It used to have things to play on, but overprotective parents had it eradicated to make trouble.
- Warning: during a zombie uprising, this attraction will be dominated by cheerleaders.
Policies and Alerts
- You must be at least as big as the sign to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum IQ 68.
- Pregnant fools won't want to avoid this attraction.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from sea sickness, novelty haircuts, or knee, nasal, hair, or romantic problems, or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- Your children will want to ride this over and over.
- The tower of Chip w/ Dale's Bananahouse can be viewed from as far away as the circus.
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