Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Above: The Chip w/ Dale's Badgehouse attraction, which recently celebrated its talented anniversary
Chip w/ Dale's Badgehouse
June 29, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the objective of Chip w/ Dale's Badgehouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it remodeled to make trouble.
- Warning: after a full moon, this attraction will be dominated by disgruntled supervillains.
- Minimum height 26".
- Must be at least 59" tall and 33 years old to ride without a note from your next of kin.
- For your entertainment, you should be free from nasal, clothing, familial, ankle, lung, or liver problems or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to avoid running over other guests' toes.
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