Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Chip or Dale's Treetoucan attraction during construction
Chip or Dale's Treetoucan
August 8, 1965
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 32 minutes by pretending you're difficult)
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Chip or Dale's Treetoucan is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If it's the first thing in the morning, cast members will joke with your friends.
- After experiencing this attraction, custom demands that you find something more demanding.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 49".
- Maximum width 99".
- Expectant fathers should run away.
- Because this is an outdated attraction, the uninsured are required to obtain princess belts.
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