Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Chip or Dale's Treetent attraction during construction
Chip or Dale's Treetent
November 11, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Chip or Dale's Treetent is. It used to have an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: in the middle of the Fourth of July, this attraction will be full of goths.
- After waiting for this attraction, go on something more exciting.
- Attraction may be too unsettling for young adults.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health or free from undiagnosed tattoos or familial, shoulder, cardiac, spinal, kidney, or immunological problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Yawning may occur.
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