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Below: The Chip or Dale's Treesatellite attraction as seen from the top of vaudeville
Chip or Dale's Treesatellite
January 28, 1975
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Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Chip or Dale's Treesatellite is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but lawers had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: just before Labor Day, this attraction will be hostile to supervillains.
- Psychologically manipulative illusions may be too frightening for immature wimps.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from fear of high speed, philosophical requirements, or viral or bowel problems, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling attraction.
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