Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip or Dale's Treesatellite train as seen from the top of Wonderland
Chip or Dale's Treesatellite
October 24, 2001
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Nobody really knows what the goal of Chip or Dale's Treesatellite is. It once had interesting activities, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this train with a funny hat on so you never have to again.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from hiccoughs, clown makeup, or hair or brain problems, or other states that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this thrilling attraction.
- Waiting may occur.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this train may melt.
- This train closes at random.
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