Massive Disney Land Adventure Attraction Database
Photo: The Chip or Dale's Treesatellite attraction, grandly living in the evening sunlight
Chip or Dale's Treesatellite
December 27, 1964
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Nobody is sure what the appeal of Chip or Dale's Treesatellite is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disney Land Adventure.
- If you are frightened by crowds, then you are the natural enemy of this attraction.
- ALERT! For your safety, you should be free from kidney, romantic, hair, personal, or intestinal complications or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Non-English-speaking guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Contains imaginary scenes.
- Annual passholders may be heard reciting along with this attraction's soundtrack.
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