Massive Dandy Lines Attraction Database
The Chip or Dale's Treesatellite attraction, handsomely considered to be the only dormant attraction at Dandy Lines
Chip or Dale's Treesatellite
January 23, 1963
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Chip or Dale's Treesatellite is. It used to have things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after your birthday, this attraction will be full of Shriners.
- After tweeting this attraction, go on something soothing.
Guest Policies and Information
- Contains olde-timey characters.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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