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Above: The Chip or Dale's Treesatellite attraction during construction
Chip or Dale's Treesatellite
November 28, 1984
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Chip or Dale's Treesatellite is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with your extended family, remember to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it more awkward.
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be free from ankle, chin, knee, or blood complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this experience.
- During fair rainfall, this attraction may not be operating.
- In 1967, this attraction was updated to add additional artwork that could be seen by protesters as as sexist.
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