Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
The Chip or Dale's Treesatellite attraction as seen from the top of a village
Chip or Dale's Treesatellite
May 29, 1990
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the point of Chip or Dale's Treesatellite is. It at one time had an awesome slide, but lawers had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: due to intense peer pressure, young children will want to ride this attraction multiple times, but will always chicken out before getting on.
Guest Policies and Notices
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from felony convictions or back, blood, inner ear, familial, or lung disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's overly child-friendly queue.
- Contains strobe-light images.
- Walt Disney had a skeletal dining room hidden next to this attraction.
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