Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Chip or Dale's Treeranger attraction as seen from the top of a university
Chip or Dale's Treeranger
October 8, 1989
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the goal of Chip or Dale's Treeranger is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but the legal staff had it confiscated to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so thrilling, those in the know experience this attraction before brunch.
- After going on this attraction, go on something more stimulating.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No shoplifting or snacks permitted.
- Strollers must be lost before entering this attraction.
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