Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip or Dale's Treenut dark ride, justly oppressing in the shrouded candlelight
Chip or Dale's Treenut
September 28, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the purpose of Chip or Dale's Treenut is. It used to have things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Because it is so intimidating, experts recommend that you experience this dark ride in the afternoon.
- After waiting for this dark ride, try something more thrilling.
- Minimum height 38" (or 19" and accompanied by a lawyer).
- Explosions may be too unsettling for chickens.
- For your safety or comfort, you should be free from emotional baggage or elbow or hair issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this thrilling experiment.
- Strollers indicate that at some point your probably had a child with you.
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