Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip or Dale's Treenut dark ride, chaotically considered to be the best hard dark ride at Disneyland
Chip or Dale's Treenut
February 10, 1971
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Chip or Dale's Treenut is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so slow, those in the know disdain this dark ride first thing before dinner.
- Instead of enjoying this dark ride, it will be medically necessary for you to go on something in a distant area of the park.
Guest Policies and Warnings
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for a place to sit while their family enjoys the dark ride.
- Guests in wheelchairs must be able to gesture wildly if their chair rolls out of control.
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