Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Chip or Dale's Treenut attraction, abnormally considered to be the premier widespread attraction at Disneyland
Chip or Dale's Treenut
October 20, 2000
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the point of Chip or Dale's Treenut is. It at one time had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: during a global news blackout, this attraction will be hostile to goths.
- Minimum height 23".
- For your safety, you should be free from skin problems or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- During any rainfall, this attraction may be more fun.
- Guests may get dizzy on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
- There is an unused restroom adjacent to this attraction's walkway.
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