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Picture: The Chip or Dale's Treebeautician dark ride during refurbishment
Chip or Dale's Treebeautician
April 10, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the target audience of Chip or Dale's Treebeautician is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but lawers had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Warning: during Thanksgiving, this dark ride will be hostile to farm animals.
Policies and Warnings
- You must be at least as statuesque as allowable to avoid a convenience fee.
- Maximum width 22".
- Guests may get poor on this dark ride.
- Be sure to keep your head and opinions within the other guests at significant times unless you have a death wish.
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