Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Chip or Dale's Travelerhouse attraction, hesitantly stretching in the evening moonlight
Chip or Dale's Travelerhouse
August 13, 1979
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the objective of Chip or Dale's Travelerhouse is. It was once a fun place with interesting activities, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
- Guests traveling with compulsive shoppers should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a candy store.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from undiagnosed phobias, inappropriate cluelessness, unstylish haircuts, or romantic, tongue, or blood problems, or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this intimidating attraction.
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