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Clarabelle Cow's werewolf-crawling photo of Chip or Dale's Travelerhouse
Chip or Dale's Travelerhouse
September 14, 2005
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 13 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody is sure what the appeal of Chip or Dale's Travelerhouse is. It at one time had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, don't sit next to someone you find sparkling, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- During selected "Magic Specials," Disneyland visitors who know the secret password ("Humorous Moon") are invited to repeatedly ride this attraction just a quarter hour before it's being physically possible to do so.
Policies and Notices
- Darkness may be too intense for young chickens.
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from viral, lung, romantic, or kidney issues or other conditions that could be aggravated by this attraction.
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