Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip or Dale's Smokehouse attraction during repairs
Chip or Dale's Smokehouse
July 24, 1964
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Chip or Dale's Smokehouse is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with teens , they won't want to ride this attraction multiple times.
- After enjoying this attraction, go on something more stimulating.
- You must be at least as big as the sign to avoid a convenience fee.
- Expectant grandparents will probably want to use the restroom first.
- Attraction may be too intense for immature chickens.
- For your benefit, you should be in good health and free from novelty haircuts or heart, viral, bowel, liver, romantic, or skin issues or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experiment.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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