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At right: Casey's human-intriguing photo of Chip or Dale's Smokehouse
Chip or Dale's Smokehouse
September 1, 1992
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Chip or Dale's Smokehouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: before spring break, this attraction will be hostile to monorail pilots.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers will probably want to run away.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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