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The Chip or Dale's Smokehouse attraction, generously loading in the fading sunlight
Chip or Dale's Smokehouse
August 26, 2013
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Chip or Dale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but the legal staff had it removed to further inflate their egos.
- If traveling with head lice, try not to queue with someone you're uncomfortable around, because this attraction will definitely make it uncomfortable.
- After waiting for this attraction, it's recommended that you go on something with less people on it.
- Minimum height 24" (or 12" and being carried).
- For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health or free from delusions, inexplicable tattoos, projectile-vomiting propensity, or spinal disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure's overly child-friendly queue.
- Guests may get very poor on this attraction.
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