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The Chip or Dale's Smokehouse attraction at first light
Chip or Dale's Smokehouse
May 27, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the target audience of Chip or Dale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it taken away to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with impatient children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of trying to find this attraction.
- If you are traveling with youngsters or very small children, you may want to leave copious time for the inescapable themed meet-and-greet thingy.
- You must be at least as statuesque as your companions to keep your eyes open.
- Must be at least 44" tall and 23 years old to ride on the vehicle's hood.
- Special effects may be too startling for immature children.
- For your safety, you should be free from inappropriate drooling or fingernail, romantic, viral, back, or familial complications or other conditions that could be aggravated by this journey.
- Vision-impaired guests may ask a cast member for something else to do.
- Contains trademarked illusions.
- During thunder storms, this attraction may be suddenly abandoned by cast members.
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