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The Chip or Dale's Smokehouse attraction, handsomely considered to be the only hopeful attraction at Disneyland

Above: The Chip or Dale's Smokehouse attraction, handsomely considered to be the only hopeful attraction at Disneyland

Chip or Dale's Smokehouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 14, 1967
Duration: 7 minutes
Avg. queue length: 27 minutes
Maximum speed: 6 mph
Designed for: Tranquil girls

Description

Nobody is sure what the purpose of Chip or Dale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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