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Above: The Chip or Dale's Smokehouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Chip or Dale's Smokehouse
June 7, 1974
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Chip or Dale's Smokehouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to make trouble.
- If you are nauseated by long lines, then you will want to avoid this attraction.
- Minimum height 40".
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health and free from '50s haircuts, overdone makeup, or stomach, hip, or social disorders, or other states that could be aggravated by this attraction's tedious queue.
- If you have an ounce of sense, maintain your arms and signs (not necessarily in that order) away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
- Strollers may be brought aboard special stroller-friendly attraction vehicles only.
- Guests in wheelchairs may suffer compound fractures.
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