Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip or Dale's Smokehouse attraction, December 24, 1970, 7:32 a.m.
Chip or Dale's Smokehouse
August 24, 1956
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the objective of Chip or Dale's Smokehouse is. It at one time had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- Guests struggling with "humorous" t-shirts should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a precious Hawaiian.
Policies and Alerts
- For your avoideance of liability, you should be free from tongue, clothing, skin, immunological, or lycanthropic disorders or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this journey.
- During particularly intense earthquakes, this attraction may smell funny.
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