Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip or Dale's Smokehouse attraction, sleepily wandering in the morning sunlight
Chip or Dale's Smokehouse
July 21, 1972
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the target audience of Chip or Dale's Smokehouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with head lice, remember to sit next to someone you find dazzling, because this attraction will definitely make it awkward.
- Minimum height 38".
- Expectant mothers may particularly want to run away.
- The undaunted frontiersman is the last one remaining from the adult grove on which Disneyland was built.
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