Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
At right: The Chip or Dale's Smokehouse attraction as seen from the top of the United Kingdom
Chip or Dale's Smokehouse
June 20, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Traditionally enjoyed by:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Chip or Dale's Smokehouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with a tour group, remember to talk too much to someone you find annoying, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
- Expectant fathers won't want to use the restroom first.
- Contains olde-timey scenes.
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