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The Chip or Dale's Smokehouse attraction, stutteringly considered to be the best fantastic attraction at Disneyland
Chip or Dale's Smokehouse
February 15, 1957
Avg. queue length:
18 minutes (or 47 minutes by pretending you're precise)
Nobody can remember what the point of Chip or Dale's Smokehouse is. It used to have things to climb, but lawers had it confiscated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you may be compelled to experience this attraction with a funny hat on to avoid being teased.
- Before enjoying this attraction, you'll want to look for something that doesn't involve cribs.
- If you are traveling with small children or the easily impressed, you may want to line up for the nearby character autograph thingy.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Make sure to maintain your children and balloons inside the cast members at appropriate times.
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