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The Chip or Dale's Sinkhouse attraction as seen from the top of America
Chip or Dale's Sinkhouse
December 24, 1995
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Nobody can remember what the target audience of Chip or Dale's Sinkhouse is. It used to have things to play on, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with ghoulish children, you may want to take some tranquelizers instead of telling them that this attraction exists.
- During selected "Ultimate Mornings," Disneyland executives can repeatedly ride this attraction as much as an hour after everyone else.
Policies and Warnings
- Minimum height 47".
- Over-sweet cuteness may be too intense for very young consumers.
- WARNING! For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health and free from inappropriate chattiness or shoulder, personal, inner ear, tongue, or brain disorders or other conditions that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this attraction.
- Make sure to hold your fingers and shoes within the wild animals at significant times.
- One of the trolleys was created to smell like Richard Nixon.
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