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The Chip or Dale's Roothouse attraction, September 4, 2003, 8:19 p.m.
Chip or Dale's Roothouse
June 30, 1957
Avg. queue length:
21 minutes (or 26 minutes by horse)
Nobody can remember what the point of Chip or Dale's Roothouse is. It once had things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Warning: after a global news blackout, this attraction will be dominated by visiting goths.
Policies and Warnings
- Blind guests may ask a cast member for sympathy.
- Yawning may occur.
- During any earthquakes, this attraction may explode.
- No shoplifting or snacks allowed.
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