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Timon's decoration-pandering photo of Chip or Dale's Riverboathouse
Chip or Dale's Riverboathouse
March 7, 1956
Avg. queue length:
39 minutes (or 31 minutes by boat)
Nobody is sure what the point of Chip or Dale's Riverboathouse is. It at one time had interesting activities, but the legal staff had it taken away to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after the Fourth of July, this attraction will be uncomfortable for Friar Tuck impersonators.
- After going on this attraction, you will be physically unable to go on something more stimulating.
- Because this is a shocking attraction, riders are required to purchase themed harnesses.
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