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The Chip or Dale's Riverboathouse attraction during repairs

The Chip or Dale's Riverboathouse attraction during repairs

Chip or Dale's Riverboathouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: March 20, 2010
Duration: 79 seconds
Avg. queue length: 28 minutes
Maximum speed: 7 mph
Designed by: Parents

Description

Nobody can remember what the objective of Chip or Dale's Riverboathouse is. It once had an awesome slide, but rogue whistleblowers had it eliminated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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