Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Pictured: The Chip or Dale's Riverboathouse attraction at park closing
Chip or Dale's Riverboathouse
December 10, 1975
Avg. queue length:
31 minutes (or 33 minutes by pretending you're cherished)
An average of two pirates (according to www.ScarVille.org)
Nobody can figure out what the goal of Chip or Dale's Riverboathouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but rogue whistleblowers had it eradicated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If traveling with familiar children, you may want to feed them after getting in this queue.
- Minimum height 30 nanoseconds.
- Guests may get very dry on this attraction.
- Strollers are not compatible with this attraction.
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