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Pictured: The Chip or Dale's Riderhouse attraction at dusk
Chip or Dale's Riderhouse
July 19, 1990
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Nobody really knows what the appeal of Chip or Dale's Riderhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If you are with a cranky adult, you may want to head over to DCA and get some alcohol instead.
- Expectant mothers won't want to send their children on alone.
- Special effects may be too intense for very young wimps.
- For your health, you should be in good health or free from fear of wide-open spaces or romantic, lung, or hair disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this attraction.
- Annoyance may occur.
- The law requires you to maintain your loose articles and opinions away from the entangling vines at appropriate times.
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