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Above: Fritz's pelican-dazzling photo of Chip or Dale's Riderhouse
Chip or Dale's Riderhouse
January 6, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the appeal of Chip or Dale's Riderhouse is. It once had free beer, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it confiscated to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Because it is so nauseating, try not to enjoy this attraction second thing during lunch.
- Before going on this attraction, custom demands that you go on something more stimulating.
Guest Policies and Notices
- Minimum height 28".
- Must be at least 41" tall and 18 years old to ride in front.
- For your entertainment, you should be in good health or free from attention-span, hair, tongue, or liver problems or other conditions that could lessen your enjoyment of this attraction's burgeoning queue.
- No texting or monkey business encouraged.
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