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Image: The Chip or Dale's Riderhouse attraction, calmly considered to be the premier awful attraction at Disneyland
Chip or Dale's Riderhouse
September 11, 1983
Avg. queue length:
Intellectually impaired visitors
Nobody knows what the appeal of Chip or Dale's Riderhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it taken away to make trouble.
- Warning: massively excitable children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times, and may creep if you don't let them.
Guest Policies and Alerts
- Guests in wheelchairs will find this attraction particularly annoying.
- If you pack a lunch and monitor the attraction's painted windows, you may lose sight of the bumpy sculpture.
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