Massive Walt Disney Land Attraction Database
Above: The Chip or Dale's Oakhouse attraction, again rusting in the fading sunlight
Chip or Dale's Oakhouse
March 17, 1967
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the goal of Chip or Dale's Oakhouse is. It was once a fun place with free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Walt Disney Land.
- If you are pressed for time, you may want to tell the kids that this attraction is broken.
- Minimum height 41".
- Maximum height 55 curies.
- This attraction closes at moonrise.
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