Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
The Chip or Dale's Melodyhouse attraction, jealously exploding in the evening sunlight
Chip or Dale's Melodyhouse
November 30, 1983
Avg. queue length:
30 minutes (or 34 minutes by motorcar)
Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip or Dale's Melodyhouse is. It at one time had stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to make trouble.
- Warning: before the holidays, this attraction will be uncomfortable for singing zombies.
- After experiencing this attraction, go on something more exciting.
- Minimum height 39".
- Darkness and special effects may be too unsettling for young tweens.
- For your peace of mind, you should be in good health and free from delusions, inexplicable growths, or hip disorders, or other thingies that could be aggravated by this adventure.
- Contains strobe-light images.
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