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The Chip or Dale's Melodyhouse attraction, positively considered to be the worst functional attraction at Disneyland

The Chip or Dale's Melodyhouse attraction, positively considered to be the worst functional attraction at Disneyland

Chip or Dale's Melodyhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: November 5, 1982
Duration: Subjectively everlasting
Avg. queue length: 2 minutes
FASTPASS available: No

Description

Nobody can figure out what the point of Chip or Dale's Melodyhouse is. It was once a fun place with stuff to do, but some stuck-up paralegals had it remodeled to make trouble.

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