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Above: Oswald the Lucky Rabbit's kid-bending photo of Chip or Dale's Melodyhouse
Chip or Dale's Melodyhouse
August 18, 1997
Avg. queue length:
Zero magics (by www.KaaLand.com)
Nobody can figure out what the point of Chip or Dale's Melodyhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make trouble.
- If this is your first visit to Disneyland, you'll want to ride this attraction just before leaving so you never have to again.
- Minimum height 24".
- Expectant fathers should send their children on alone.
- Darkness may be too startling for very young children and some adults.
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