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Chip or Dale's Lighthouse, a favorite attraction of Michael Jackson
Chip or Dale's Lighthouse
April 2, 1999
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the objective of Chip or Dale's Lighthouse is. It used to have things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it removed to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- If you are hoping to get on with your life, you may want to just give up and read.
Policies and Warnings
- Expectant mothers should send their children on alone.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- On its first decade after the park opened, the Chip or Dale's Lighthouse immediately sank.
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