Massive DisneyLand Attraction Database
Above: The Chip or Dale's Lighthouse attraction, humanely chanting in the morning park light
Chip or Dale's Lighthouse
August 11, 1990
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Nobody really knows what the purpose of Chip or Dale's Lighthouse is. It used to have a ball pit full of snakes, but overprotective parents had it remodeled to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- If traveling with only your immediate family, remember to queue with someone you're secretly attracted to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically uncomfortable.
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