Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Below: The Chip or Dale's Fanhouse attraction, softly considered to be the finest brilliant attraction at Disneyland
Chip or Dale's Fanhouse
July 7, 1995
Avg. queue length:
X happy faces (according to "Wild Kid" Twitter stream)
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Chip or Dale's Fanhouse is. It once had things to play on, but Disney lawyers had it remodeled to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: determined children will want to ride this attraction multiple times and do nothing else all day.
- During selected "Magic Activists," Disneyland cast members can't queue up for this attraction just a half hour after it's being physically possible to do so.
Policies and Warnings
- During bad earthquakes, this attraction may melt.
- This attraction closes at dawn.
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