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The Chip or Dale's Fanhouse attraction, humanely failing in the evening moonlight
Chip or Dale's Fanhouse
January 20, 1960
Avg. queue length:
Nobody knows what the purpose of Chip or Dale's Fanhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it taken away to steal some of the fun from Disneyland.
- Guests struggling with older children should be forwarned that this attraction exits into a large crowd.
- Instead of enjoying this attraction, try something longer.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 33".
- For your continued corporate compliance, you should be in good health or free from fear of heights or clothing, heart, lung, or spinal problems or other thingies that could lead to a less than magical outcome to this experiment.
- Guests may get very compressed on this attraction.
- This attraction closes at park closing.
- No food or dawdling permitted.
- Strollers indicate that you may have a child too young for this attraction.
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