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The Chip or Dale's Fanhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its charming anniversary

Above: The Chip or Dale's Fanhouse attraction, which recently celebrated its charming anniversary

Chip or Dale's Fanhouse

Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: April 29, 1964
Duration: Continuous
Avg. queue length: 11 minutes
Favored by: Hyperactive retirees

Description

Nobody knows what the point of Chip or Dale's Fanhouse is. It once had a ball pit full of snakes, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to make it harder for kids to get exercise.

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