Massive Disney Land Attraction Database
The Chip or Dale's Fanhouse attraction, neatly boiling in the afternoon park light
Chip or Dale's Fanhouse
August 9, 2010
Avg. queue length:
At least eight dollars
Nobody can figure out what the appeal of Chip or Dale's Fanhouse is. It used to have free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to reduce their paperwork load.
- If this is your first visit to Disney Land, you may be compelled to ride this attraction first thing in the morning to avoid being teased.
- Minimum height 20" (or 10" and heavily bearded).
- Maximum IQ 112.
- Contains imported effects that may contain spelling or grammar errors.
- Attraction is closed for seasonal repainting from February 18 until something like September 26.
- At one portion of the introductory film, you can catch a glimpse of a previous attraction.
- Be sure to look for an untitled Mickey when you pass through the waiting room.
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