Massive Disneyland Attraction Database
Photo: The Chip or Dale's Dragonhouse attraction, stutteringly living in the fading sunlight
Chip or Dale's Dragonhouse
April 27, 1969
Avg. queue length:
Nobody is sure what the target audience of Chip or Dale's Dragonhouse is. It was once a fun place with things to play on, but some stuck-up paralegals had it confiscated to make trouble.
- If traveling with a large group, don't enter an attraction vehicle with someone you used to be married to, because this attraction will definitely make it magically embarassing.
Guest Policies and Information
- For your safety and comfort, you should be free from chin or familial disorders or other thingies that could be aggravated by this experience.
- This attraction closes at a moment's notice.
- No talking or churros allowed.
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