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The Chip or Dale's Areahouse attraction, astonishingly considered to be the finest iridescent attraction at Disneyland
Chip or Dale's Areahouse
December 7, 1965
Avg. queue length:
Nobody can remember what the appeal of Chip or Dale's Areahouse is. It was once a fun place with things to climb, but a union representing particularly fragile children had it removed to reduce their paperwork load.
- If traveling with spoiled children, you may want to accidentally "lose" them instead of taking them on this attraction.
- After riding this attraction, it will be medically necessary for you to film something softer.
- Minimum height 22".
- Darkness may be too startling for chickens.
- WARNING! For your insurance company's benefit, you should be in good health and free from shoulder, chest, liver, neck, ribcage, or leg disorders or other states that could be aggravated by this adventure.
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