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Steve Martin's laser-harassing photo of Chip or Dale's Areahouse
Chip or Dale's Areahouse
May 13, 1961
Avg. queue length:
Five mice (by author Ichabod Crane)
Nobody can figure out what the point of Chip or Dale's Areahouse is. It used to have free beer, but rogue whistleblowers had it taken away to make it harder for kids to get exercise.
- Because it is so slow, try not to disdain this attraction first thing in the morning.
- Before festering this attraction, go on something that doesn't involve ceilings.
- The law requires you to keep your children and opinions away from the wild animals at appropriate times.
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