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The Chip or Dale's Areahouse attraction during a moment of contemplation
Chip or Dale's Areahouse
March 20, 1986
Avg. queue length:
Nobody really knows what the goal of Chip or Dale's Areahouse is. It at one time had free beer, but some stuck-up paralegals had it eradicated to further inflate their egos.
- Warning: after a full moon, this attraction will be full of passive-aggressive vampires.
- After overlapping this attraction, go on something softer.
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