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Above: The Chip or Dale's Treeprofessor attraction as seen from the top of a tavern
Chip or Dale's Treeprofessor
Attraction type: Attraction
Opening date: June 9, 2000
Duration: 113 seconds
Avg. queue length: 23 minutes
Maximum speed: 8 mph
Description
Nobody can figure out what the target audience of Chip or Dale's Treeprofessor is. It used to have free beer, but the legal staff had it eliminated to further inflate their egos.
Touring Tips
- Warning: unusually insensitive children will want to queue for this attraction multiple times.
Policies and Information
- Minimum height 31".
- Youngest guest must be at least 63" tall.
- Expectant grandparents can run away.
- Guests may get poor on this attraction.
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